The best of Scotland Yard (Greg Lestrade, Sally Donovan, and
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you
“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’
“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and
“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions,
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock
“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping
“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.â€
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds
“I love you more than Sherlock loves bees.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps
“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes.
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult
“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure,
“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant
“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime…
“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”
“Will you be the Redbeard to my Yellowbeard?”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“If I be the Thatcher bust, will you be the flash drive? I