“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted
“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb–
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like
“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.”
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you
“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d
“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.â€Submitted
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like
“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next
“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.â€
“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill
“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.â€
“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.â€
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll
“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that
“Our sex is like a crime– the weirder it is, the
“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because
“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like
“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a
“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to
“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like
“I must go deep into myself to solve this case…
“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist
“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe
“We’re not like the gravestones at Musgrave Hall. Our dates
“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it
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