“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love

“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love

“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”

“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”

“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you

“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you

“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”

“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”

The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock

“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock

The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding

The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding

The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime

“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime

“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until

“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

The best of Charles Augustus Magnussen, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

The best of Charles Augustus Magnussen, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted

“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted

“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly

“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly

“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”

“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”

“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock

“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock

“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly

“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly

“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping

“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping

“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.”

“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.”

“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds

“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds

“I love you more than Sherlock loves bees.”

“I love you more than Sherlock loves bees.”

“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re

“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re

“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put

“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put

“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.”

“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.”

“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps

“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps

“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes.

“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes.

“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult

“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult

“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly

“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly

“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do

“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do

“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want

“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want

“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock?

“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock?

“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a

“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a

“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake

“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake

“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure,

“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure,

“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”

“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”