“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I’d share deodorant with you even if it was for
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea
“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“You could never repel me.”
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.”
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’”
“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends,
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
“Being without each other… Isn’t it hateful?”
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in
“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with
“Will you be my division?”
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”