“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size

“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size

“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you

“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you

“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re

“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re

“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”

“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”

“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant

“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant

“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t

“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t

alisonbriecheese:  I will stop when this stops being funny.

alisonbriecheese: I will stop when this stops being funny.

sashkash:  Those rare childhood moments when Sherlock actually

sashkash: Those rare childhood moments when Sherlock actually

sherlockholdingpairsofthings:  This is what Moriarty actually

sherlockholdingpairsofthings: This is what Moriarty actually

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash

“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’

“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the

“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend

“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend

“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m

“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m

“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean

“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean

“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really

“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really

“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just

“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just

“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re

“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re

“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”

“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”

“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep

“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep

“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re

“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re

“It’s fine. It’s all fine when you’re

“It’s fine. It’s all fine when you’re

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill

“Sorry about all the music. I play the violin when I’m

“Sorry about all the music. I play the violin when I’m

“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn

“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn

“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s

“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s

“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one.

“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one.

“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I

“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I

“My heart isn’t much of a target, but Cupid still managed

“My heart isn’t much of a target, but Cupid still managed

“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask

“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask

somebunnydreams:  theabsolutebunniestposts:  (follow this blog,

somebunnydreams: theabsolutebunniestposts: (follow this blog,

because this is what happens when I go to a bar/nightclub with

because this is what happens when I go to a bar/nightclub with

(possibly) Unpopular opinion time! I’d like to take a moment

(possibly) Unpopular opinion time! I’d like to take a moment

the100series:  Ha! Eliza Taylor has some choice words when asked

the100series: Ha! Eliza Taylor has some choice words when asked

jonathanmorgenstern-deactivated:  Favorite Breaking Bad scenes |

jonathanmorgenstern-deactivated: Favorite Breaking Bad scenes |

queen-of-ashes:  It was very hard for her to leave Kattegat.

queen-of-ashes: It was very hard for her to leave Kattegat.