“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I have an app that can steal anything… including
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned
“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll
“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So
“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.”
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let
“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths,
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so
“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”
“Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns,
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only
“You can’t be allowed to continue being single.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock
“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.â€