“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d hit that 1895 times.”
“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save
“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”
“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to
The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”
“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”
“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman
“England would fall if you left me.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you?
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop
“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s