“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my

“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my

“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”

“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”

“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making

“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making

“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re

“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re

“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted

“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted

“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted

“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted

“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”

“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”

“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”

“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”

“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”

“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”

“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth

“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth

“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”

“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”

“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted

“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted

“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me

“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me

“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”

“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“I’d hit that 1895 times.”

“I’d hit that 1895 times.”

“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save

“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”

“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”

“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”

“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to

“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to

The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”

“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”

“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman

“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman

“England would fall if you left me.”

“England would fall if you left me.”

“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham

“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham

The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg

“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg

“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you?

“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you?

“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop

“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop

“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave

“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave

“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”

“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”

“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating

“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating

“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your

“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your

“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your

“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your

“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s

“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s