oedipussywrecks: When Mom was pregnant, she walked in on me
mrspider-deactivated20221213:trans:mrspider-deactivated20221213:mrspider-deactivated20221213:tears
diaper-and-other-stuff: war-torn-and-collateral-damage: So
chompyface: once in 4th grade a teacher wouldnt let this guy
the-corpse: For every restroom you go into, write ‘walrus’
My host mom served us calamari spaghetti for dinner (which is
sexysexnsuch: (I’m sorry I’m sat on the toilet seat but
secretpeestuff: Not my most exciting wet, but I sat on the floor
I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from
kylorrhen: IM CRYINGGG OMFG IM SAT ON THE TOILET CRYINGGG
jordandrobson: kingorb: how bitches be after mah dick I have
sexysexnsuch: (I’m sorry I’m sat on the toilet seat but
the-corpse: For every restroom you go into, write ‘walrus’
chompyface: once in 4th grade a teacher wouldnt let this guy