samuel-alexander: hanabiskyy: brinconvenient: An owl on a
samuel-alexander: infectedzombie: Okay, which film is this from?
samuel-alexander: magical-ginger: I want to be that guy.
samuel-alexander: Licking my sweaty forehead after getting in
samuel-alexander: Trying to watch tv when suddenly shoulder
samuel-alexander: sheshiepie: sdelabelle: pessimistic-wholock:
samuel-alexander: That butt is everywhere, but this is a mash
samuel-alexander: lovesgamesandanime: Actually this looks like
samuel-alexander: I’m starting to get there with the hair
samuel-alexander: So earlier this week I got mugged and stabbed
samuel-alexander: thrashturbate: 10/10 would bang.But also:10/10
samuel-alexander: This is my idea of dressing nice for work,
samuel-alexander: I need to wear my #BILF hat more often. #beard
samuel-alexander: I have a civilised looking teacup though.
samuel-alexander: Bestest #beard buddy (if I have treats in
samuel-alexander: Shameless early #bed time #selfie. Now to
samuel-alexander: Personally, I quite like the rain. My hair
samuel-alexander: Merry Mini Christmas! #hohoho #beard #beardedgentlemen
samuel-alexander: Yass #yass #fish #werq #beard #beardedgentleman
samuel-alexander: I just found realistic #Pikachu and #Raichu
samuel-alexander: Every 23 years, for 23 days, Super Totoro
samuel-alexander: I’m dying. regram @bigandmilky #deletebrowserhistory
samuel-alexander: See! Rats do like broccoli! “Today we eat
samuel-alexander: Today I bought a hat so I don’t have to
samuel-alexander: My heart has melted. It is a puddle.
samuel-alexander: More from #runandfell. Soon to be available
samuel-alexander: Tired now. #sleepy #puppy #didyouseemybeardthough
samuel-alexander: Just one more. Cant wait to have my own #puppy.
samuel-alexander: I don’t sleep anymore, I just take selfies.
samuel-alexander: My life.
samuel-alexander: That clean little face though. ❤
samuel-alexander: #PinotGrigioThursdays. I have no regrets.
samuel-alexander: Sometimes I love working from home. #NoPantsRequired
samuel-alexander: Small. #little #kittens
samuel-alexander: #Void. Got my belly out and everything. #Yay
samuel-alexander: Can’t sleep tho. #birthday #nipslip #sideboob