I had a dream about this around 2 nights ago :O  headcanon that

I had a dream about this around 2 nights ago :O headcanon that

You can imagine Steven’s disappointment.(Submitted by 0ana-isnt-angelic0)

You can imagine Steven’s disappointment.(Submitted by 0ana-isnt-angelic0)

Jasper doesn’t appreciate your puns, Steven.(Submitted by 109190xmas)

Jasper doesn’t appreciate your puns, Steven.(Submitted by 109190xmas)

Jasper pretending to be Lapis and being mean to Steven.(Submitted

Jasper pretending to be Lapis and being mean to Steven.(Submitted

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This is the last post in the Battery Arc. Click here to read

This is the last post in the Battery Arc. Click here to read

Lapis Lazuli: Official “Night Blogger Steven” Enabler

Lapis Lazuli: Official “Night Blogger Steven” Enabler

Night-blogger Steven’s friends were sick of him texting them,

Night-blogger Steven’s friends were sick of him texting them,

Clearly the only way to resolve the Malachite situation is to

Clearly the only way to resolve the Malachite situation is to

“Can it, Jasper”

“Can it, Jasper”

Jasper does not like the attention (Submitted by patchworkmagnolia)

Jasper does not like the attention (Submitted by patchworkmagnolia)

Steven   Lapis   Ocean Puns = Jasper’s Worst Nightmare(Submitted

Steven Lapis Ocean Puns = Jasper’s Worst Nightmare(Submitted

Submitted by anonymous(That’s it for this week’s Submission

Submitted by anonymous(That’s it for this week’s Submission

“Do you think the restaurants in your town will let us pay

“Do you think the restaurants in your town will let us pay

TANTRUM MODE ACTIVATED

TANTRUM MODE ACTIVATED

Disappointing

Disappointing

SHALL I TRY TO GET THESE HUMANS HELP US GET HOME NEXT TIME I

SHALL I TRY TO GET THESE HUMANS HELP US GET HOME NEXT TIME I

Night Blogger Steven discovered Animal Crossing(Submitted by

Night Blogger Steven discovered Animal Crossing(Submitted by

I wrote a text for submissions saturday! Oceans puns remain Jasper’s

I wrote a text for submissions saturday! Oceans puns remain Jasper’s

Night blogger Steven strikes again(Submitted by swiggityswurenceylanlovesguren)

Night blogger Steven strikes again(Submitted by swiggityswurenceylanlovesguren)

Part One of the real reason Jasper hates fusion.(Submitted by

Part One of the real reason Jasper hates fusion.(Submitted by

Part 2 of the real reason Jasper hates fusion. Hope you enjoyed

Part 2 of the real reason Jasper hates fusion. Hope you enjoyed

Jasper Knows BestShe  really wishes humans recognized that an

Jasper Knows BestShe really wishes humans recognized that an

I made a whole bunch of these a while back but I forgot to submit

I made a whole bunch of these a while back but I forgot to submit

There are two types of gems

There are two types of gems

That pun was so bad that Jasper won’t be able to sleep.(Submitted

That pun was so bad that Jasper won’t be able to sleep.(Submitted

Submitted by anonymous

Submitted by anonymous

To be continued…(Submitted by someone whose account has since

To be continued…(Submitted by someone whose account has since

Malachite update: Jasper doesn’t want to get deep; Lapis thrives

Malachite update: Jasper doesn’t want to get deep; Lapis thrives

Just keep trying, Peridot…

Just keep trying, Peridot…

Somehow it’s not much of a stretch

Somehow it’s not much of a stretch

It would just be another item for his growing “Weird Stuff

It would just be another item for his growing “Weird Stuff

One look at the word “Jersey” and it’s like the rest of

One look at the word “Jersey” and it’s like the rest of

Ah, that face

Ah, that face

The “cry-along” portions are surprisingly therapeutic

The “cry-along” portions are surprisingly therapeutic

Is is just me or does Bob Freddy Lapis seem bitter about something?

Is is just me or does Bob Freddy Lapis seem bitter about something?