“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”

“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”

“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t

“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t

“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’?

“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’?

“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll

“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll

“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating

“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating

“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland

“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland

“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get

“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get

“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”

“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”

“My division is the one between your legs.”

“My division is the one between your legs.”

“I have five children.”  Okay, so this one’s

“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s

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Happy Father’s Day, bbcsherlockpickuplines style! ;)

“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”

“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”

“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades

“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades

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The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”

“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”

“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted

“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted

“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes…

“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes…

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn

“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn

“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred

“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred

“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime

“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime

“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How

“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How

“I’d love you even if you got Towerhouse wrong.”

“I’d love you even if you got Towerhouse wrong.”

“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”

“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”

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Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring

“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”

“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”

“Even if you weren’t in my division, I’d love

“Even if you weren’t in my division, I’d love

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“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d

“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d

“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make

“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make

“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”

“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”