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“I promise not to be a Mayfly Man with you.”
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas
Just a couple pictures of me and a girl I met at the bar. Her
bearslikeus: That boy I picked up at the bar, Jamie, knew he
Can someone help me pick my jaw up from the floor?
Ok honey, I’m going to pick up my friends and bring them back
elmolincoln: Selfie sitting on the bed waiting for the bellman
My hot perverse baby sister got expelled for not wearing panties
Sure, it may be easy enough to pick up a pair of tipsy sluts
gayfuckerfan: Start slow and pick up the speed.Whose to say
Man, that’s nice of you, guy. Real pick-me-up.
(page 41) Spike resigned from convincing the green dragon that
you know, im having a real difficult time trying to pick between
crazyshitisay: jeremymustdie: crazyshitisay: jeremymustdie:
Yes, It’s Real: Hypnosis For Beginners - My first book is now
I used to be crazy into anal play & did it frequently but
djsockpuppet: Everyone knows the real secret to evolution is
archmasterjazzy: theonewhosaidmoo: Naruto actually reading
aqueerkettleofish:#i know people have started criticizing the#‘men
gallusrostromegalus: wigglyflippingout: honestly i would never
aerbreather: osamabinsleepin: spencerofspace: I went to bed
mydeddyalabama:all parents know how to do is lie, hurt ur feelings,
fakewoke: bornxaxqueen: miizzyybabyy: aihtnycevol: fatboystuntz:
Ended up making two batches of umeboshi (pickled plums) because
truefactsaboutlies: one of the best tips for Real Life that
zaynsxo: Zayn picking up Niall as if he were such a baby (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
jabrassey: Had the chance to pay a visit to local sword maker
truefactsaboutlies: one of the best tips for Real Life that
gallusrostromegalus: wigglyflippingout: honestly i would never
fullhalalalchemist: gallusrostromegalus: wigglyflippingout:
truefactsaboutlies: one of the best tips for Real Life that
ghost-thruster: hands down, still the best pick-up line i’ve
jock-muscle-bro:aestheticalphas-v:macho-viril:Conquest broguess
So I have this really fucked up habit.I tend to believe things
naked-yogi: So I have this really fucked up habit.I tend to