irish-russian:I need a drink … care to pour me a stiff one?
sassyassistant: multiperv: footslut2u: “Pour me some
mistresstrixie69: I prefer the one on the right…they can do
theloudcampaign: xfmbella: - whoa, Supes. you wanna pour me
iamatrashfan:YOU ALL I’M FUCKING DECEASED I NEED TO SEE THE
glumshoe: congruentepitheton: writernotwaiting: congruentepitheton:
dumbdaisies: “it’s okay if I’m not the girl of your dreams
haughtyspirit: Anyone thirsty…..? Come and get it! I’ll
actualnickwilde: So I poured me some Raisin Bran earlier because
bobyewing: ourlaci: pour yourself one and come join me…
tha-ruthless-villain: “To the sell-outs livin it up one way
twochinkz: laperiferia: two legends, one table makes me so
davidmorse666: tell me which one you like more
bands-booksgalore: dafunk02: aflicted: One of my professors
pizzaforpresident: im soooooooooooooooooooo glad i never got
vagisodium: one time me and my friends were really high waiting
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unicorn-vomit: weirdteenblogger: [opens pizza box] *snoop dogg
I masturbate because I’m the only one whose standards are
idunwin: melanoleuca: Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking
yourmaniac: mangledsmile: trilbiesarecool: ami-sempai: This
novemberrain93: mechanicmastermind: alecwoodlight: im still
very-best-text-posts: ohvictor-myvictor: callingallasians:
ohshititsgreg: A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
lyeekha: mikki-tsukiyomi: Well. That was one of the quickest
mtv-based: doodledecay: aquus: me and my sistas makin a wish
kisslng: this one time a girl told me we had the same name and
totheinternetandbeyond: I went to a catholic elementary school
merchandice: i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me
alchemist-rising: itssexualhour: one time i was at a nightclub
cheatcommandos: intosnarkness: if you ever feel bad about yourself,
alecwiens: I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people,
lebenhosen: inbroadwayvalley: todays-tuesday-too: jjswag21:
houseofdawn: All Eyez On Me - 2Pac: All Eyez on Me is the fifth
schoolboy-ra: One time my mom and dad were yelling at me and
Can I watch this forever? you guise dont know how much
Ending this day the only real nice way I know laying in my lounge