“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“You could never repel me.”
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends,
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t
“Will you be my division?”
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you
“I think you’re neater than poisoned children.”
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’?
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.”
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a
“I have an app that can steal anything… including
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re