Ordinary guys have to pick up girls. But Jay Crew may just sit
“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed
“Let’s get under this blanket and give everyone a
“Will you join my football team and raise five children
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel,
“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed,
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look
“You can be right on my bins. And I don’t mean the
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred
“I’d smile and wink at you even if it didn’t
“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d
“Would you still love me even though you’re made
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
“I love a shaved pussy… and I’m not talking
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and
“Crap telly and chill?â€
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty
“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be
Having a tough day out there in your little world? Well…I
clowneprince: just-shower-thoughts: We’re not supposed to
clowneprince: just-shower-thoughts: We’re not supposed to
just-shower-thoughts: We’re not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers
megatronstarscream-personal: willofwisps: Baby’s first flood.
A pick-up … and a pick-up truck.
I went to a nearby gas station to pick up some snacks and these
dashingicecream: cat!au after many awkward moments, explanations,