I broke my phone last night while trying to fix it. I’m
cheating-on-mywife:Been having phone sex with my Dad’s
“Your aunt tends to forgets that while she is on the phone
Why do I have my camera phone out? Because your so gorgeous and
Marney was having a bad day. Her car broke down and she forgot
“When my girlfriend and i are having phone sex and she’s
Girls who love to play with themselves on the phone …O
Honey, just take the phone and tell him that I have told you
thempft: Titty Fuck while on the phone leads to cum facial and
must-be-thick: rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: demho3zhatinq:
Ready for the phone interview. I’m gonna cum so fucking
yes fuck my ass
titty fucking doesn’t really count as cheating does it?
must-be-thick: rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: demho3zhatinq:
I love my husband but he just can’t get me off. His
rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: demho3zhatinq: passionpeachy:
passionpeachy: brynnone12: trop-penguin: casualphoenix: THIS
rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: demho3zhatinq: passionpeachy:
Judging by the appearance of my phone flash in this one, this
lmao…. Who the fuck throws a phone?
You Know You're Trans* When: #1746 When you learned that phone
uss-disaster: hogwartzlou: you can tell a lot about someone based
rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: demho3zhatinq: passionpeachy:
Noiz be like OKAY QUICK STORY TIME. I DIDN’T SEE THIS
rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: demho3zhatinq: passionpeachy:
rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: demho3zhatinq: passionpeachy:
imightevenfly: princessmoran: my favorite game is “shit
asapkingsofparis: rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: demho3zhatinq:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? MYPHONE WORKS FOR ALL OF 20 MINUTES MAYBE,
rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: demho3zhatinq: passionpeachy:
rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs: demho3zhatinq: passionpeachy:
fatandnerdy: Last night I got to make phone cases with Zita
Im baaaaaaaaaack! 🌚 So like, my phone broke and I was left
People complaining about their phone breaking, losing it, malfunctioning,
bussyjuice: he better put that leg down before i fuck him.
misslucy-rose:firstgingerdoctor:mother. friggin’. space. man.x