“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing
“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you…
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever
John “Three Continents” Watson, from BBC Sherlock
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side
“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather
“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me
“You make me so happy, I spray painted a smiley face on
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient,
“You grew on me like Harold.”
“Only lies have detail, so I won’t elaborate on how
“My left hat bobble isn’t the only thing I’d
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s
“I don’t mind if you’re on your period…
“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll
“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you
“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me
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