“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the
“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor–
“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea
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“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’
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“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s
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“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste
“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”
“We should go clubbing together. And I don’t mean
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John,
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill
“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right
“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?â€
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure,
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella