“I’m sorry my face puts you off. Perhaps you’d
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.”
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it
“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville
“You make me go ‘Oh my GAAAAAWD!’ more than
“You are really my area.”
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’?
“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”
“Are you my blogger? Because I’d be lost without
“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations:
“Forget my sociopathy; you should do your research on my
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me
“Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull, but you have stolen
“I’d let you investigate more than just my crime
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How
“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about
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“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious?
“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so
“Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
“My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.”
“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is…
“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal
“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make
“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put
“I don’t just want you to be the shadow that defines