Teasing my husband while he drives us home from dinner with friends.
“My best friend agreed to let me fuck her!” (f/f)“So, I
happy halloween, friends! am vampire tonight. believe it or not,
princestadiaries: My daughter is always trying to get money
linky37: when your friend is tokyo ghoul af *cough me cough*
domstoryteller: My wife’s sister is trying to thank me for
Mr. Newsman - Maximo Shut the fuck up Bowmore and let me tell
Congratulations on winning biggest douchebag of the day! You
*heavy sigh for the girl trying to convince me feminism is evil
Trying to convince my friend to continue drinking/smoking with
abysswaatchers:watched zim again today lol. im trying to find
milkbasket: just me and my bar of soap friend trying to get
disastertiffic: #tin hat: actually they’re trying to
black–lamb: senpaicoolems: black—lamb: Ok.. So this
telesilla: archangelruind: my friend is studying for the mcat
telesilla: archangelruind: my friend is studying for the mcat
emmylucider: kittenscaboodle: i’m basically trying to get
kianlawley: the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave
droqo: my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave
antacidsnake:guerrillatech:I lost 80 pounds bc my old friend
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave
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the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave
the-birdlady: my family and friends trying to get me to leave