scandinavianpreggobreeder: My wife finally told her friends
websissy: The most humiliating part of this is that she is not
spicenwolf: I was having a conversation with a new friend who
kimseorim: pacific rim x star trek hmm… sometimes me and
mercurafeet: “Aren’t you going to kiss me ‘Hello’?”
mercurafeet: “Aren’t you going to kiss me ‘Hello’?”
forget-about-me01010:So my friend goes to a catholic school,
maxinox: A good friend here told me to not be ashamed about my
maxinox: A good friend here told me to not be ashamed about my
maxinbc: A good friend here told me to not be ashamed about my
maxinbc:A good friend here told me to not be ashamed about my
turing-tested: turing-tested: why didnt you call the cops
forcedsissyboy: Mummy say’s this will keep me very horny and
I told Nick I bet Sherlock would’ve been a Slytherin and
kitty-lynn: kitty-lynn: So for a long time I’ve thought about
yelyahwilliams: witches5official: the-story-is-in-the-soil:
stateslave: You want me to strip my shirt off for a gym membership
So I just woke up from having this incredible wet dream and it
seabondagesadist:He was “loaned” to me by a dear friend of
yelyahwilliams: witches5official: the-story-is-in-the-soil:
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats
heyjellytacos: This is my friends belly, it’s the soo cute.
vlnci: okay so my friend just called me to complain about her
Like oh my god. Chastity! So funny that this is a thing, right?
luvbigbelly: foxinthecity: crazyaiborobot: So my friend Jose
2-bearsbcn: orsettociccio: chubsilove: foxinthecity: crazyaiborobot: