My dream life if I wasn’t so shy.
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on
My boyfriend could be here any minute.
My friend John Duah and his roommates were throwing a house
My drunk wife
Drunk Sam/Luci: wtf am I doing (2/2)
In which I fuck around on SAI while drunk for AMERICA.
the tragic love of my life
mydrunkkitchen: SHOW ME WHERE YA NOMS AT! Let’s have
fuckyeahstrangefinds: mixeddrinks-mixedfeelings: repertoryofdeceit:
My drunk best friend using me to rub herself with. I then dared
Buzzed and covered in my own cum. I think it’s bed time.
hellosaur: Thick Hipped Pearl Go follow my boi, HELLOSAAAAAAAAAAUR!!!!
Drunk and Sexy
my drunk ass is wayt too sorry right now time to go to bed
I’ve never felt more alone in my life than I have this summer.I
drunk-on-me: Happy Topless Tuesday beautiful people of Tumblr
drunk-and-in-love: I can be your worst nightmare or your darkest
drunk-and-in-love: Some anon wanted selfies.. I’m feeling
drunk-and-in-love: Good morning 🌸🦋 -keep my caption please.
drunk-and-in-love: Short hair just don’t care 👽 •keep
drunk-and-in-love: 💀 horrible moods equal effortless selfies
drunk-and-in-love: 😴 bedtime boobies 😴 •don’t delete
drunk-and-in-love: 🚿 squeaky clean 🚿 •don’t delete
drunk-and-horny: bored af
drunk-and-horny:❄️ you look naughty but i’m sure you’re
drunk-and-horny:Sick day
drunk-and-horny: Public trails ✨
Apparently, my brother is not allowed on facebook when drunk.
Jamie is drunk.
I’m my own bestest friend and my worst enemy, all wrapped
Drunk AF and totes in DGAF Mode
my glasses broke out of nowhere last night, so today i went to
My wife still trying to suck off one of my drunk buddies without
My tonsils are fucked up and my nose are dropping… Let’s
My drunk ass lost my gauges last night so when I went to buy