“My hip isn’t the only thing about me that’s
“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
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“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s
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“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady
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“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’
“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you.
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have
Threesomes solve everything.
“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already
Bruh… Bruh, wait… I just remembered… We ain’t
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into
“You are more eloquent than dust.”
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like
Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re
“If you think the illustrator’s out of control,
“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’
“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly
“I would half kill a man because he laid a finger on you.â€
“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime…
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