“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
“If you think cerise drains you, you should see how exhausted
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’
“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you.
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have
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“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about
“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into
“You are more eloquent than dust.”
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like
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“If you think the illustrator’s out of control,
“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’
“I’m not a plot device… The only function
“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly
“I would half kill a man because he laid a finger on you.â€
“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable,
“If you were 221b, I would never let the illustrator make
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so
“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.â€
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime…
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
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