“Yes, baby, I took some of those pills you’ve been

“Yes, baby, I took some of those pills you’ve been

Stephen barely knew what was happening. He had no idea why his

Stephen barely knew what was happening. He had no idea why his

Lucy didn’t remember how she got there, why she was topless,

Lucy didn’t remember how she got there, why she was topless,

“That’s right, keep reaching up like the palm tree,

“That’s right, keep reaching up like the palm tree,

“Why yes honey, very observant! There is something different

“Why yes honey, very observant! There is something different

Now why am I showing you this? I finally got around to doing

Now why am I showing you this? I finally got around to doing

Quiet praising Ocelot for being a respectfull backstabber <3

Quiet praising Ocelot for being a respectfull backstabber <3

“Dad always wondered why mom takes so long in the mornings”

“Dad always wondered why mom takes so long in the mornings”

I don’t know why but the way she looks and smiles made

I don’t know why but the way she looks and smiles made

A fine example of just how alluring older ladies can be. So why

A fine example of just how alluring older ladies can be. So why

  Mommy can’t hold back by Shinozaki Rei  Side note: I find

Mommy can’t hold back by Shinozaki Rei Side note: I find

icewaterjonesforthewin:  Veronica Avluv. Forced and fisted.

icewaterjonesforthewin: Veronica Avluv. Forced and fisted.

Bosei Mama Club.  Reminds me of the words from comedian Rodney

Bosei Mama Club.  Reminds me of the words from comedian Rodney

“My daughter won’t be home for hours, I’m sure she

“My daughter won’t be home for hours, I’m sure she

I would like to point out that I am not a mother.

I would like to point out that I am not a mother.

I gaze deeply in my mother-in-laws eyes while she feeds her newlywed

I gaze deeply in my mother-in-laws eyes while she feeds her newlywed

My sister always hated it, when mother told her that it was time

My sister always hated it, when mother told her that it was time

Son: “Mother, why are all those boys staring at me?”Mother: “Why

Son: “Mother, why are all those boys staring at me?”Mother: “Why

 I WEAR WOMAN’S UNDER WEAR AND THEN I GO STRIKE A POSE

I WEAR WOMAN’S UNDER WEAR AND THEN I GO STRIKE A POSE

how-to-train-your-heartless:skleero:ojamaprince:sassking-trevor:ojamaprince:svtfoeheadcanons:[AU]

how-to-train-your-heartless:skleero:ojamaprince:sassking-trevor:ojamaprince:svtfoeheadcanons:[AU]

hattedmistress:  oneeyedhaise:  mother i must feed  Mother, why

hattedmistress: oneeyedhaise: mother i must feed Mother, why

a-place-of-worship:  #Repost @victoriamelendezcruz • • •

a-place-of-worship: #Repost @victoriamelendezcruz • • •

fetishhand:   If you would like to see additional comics and

fetishhand: If you would like to see additional comics and

deliachase:  if you’re happy and you know it remember henry

deliachase: if you’re happy and you know it remember henry

leenfeels:why cant i jus have money and be alone

leenfeels:why cant i jus have money and be alone

Practically overnight, and I have fully embraced the headcanon

Practically overnight, and I have fully embraced the headcanon

ragnarokapologist:  my mother: why do you act like that me: why’d

ragnarokapologist: my mother: why do you act like that me: why’d

ew-spoopyum:hattedmistress:  oneeyedhaise:  mother i must feed

ew-spoopyum:hattedmistress: oneeyedhaise: mother i must feed

I playing Mother 3……this is fucking depressing

I playing Mother 3……this is fucking depressing

lilcutietess:  lokislatesthangup:  Why I should never be a mother

lilcutietess: lokislatesthangup: Why I should never be a mother

thortiddies:  my mother: why do you act like that me: why’d

thortiddies: my mother: why do you act like that me: why’d

drawinfinity:  New picture I painted whilst listening to The

drawinfinity: New picture I painted whilst listening to The

hattedmistress:  oneeyedhaise:  mother i must feed  Mother, why

hattedmistress: oneeyedhaise: mother i must feed Mother, why

ragnarokapologist:  my mother: why do you act like that me: why’d

ragnarokapologist: my mother: why do you act like that me: why’d

borderlinestevenquartz:   don’t talk to me or my 47 mothers

borderlinestevenquartz: don’t talk to me or my 47 mothers

rrm0:   I did it Mako, I saved the company!  To me, this was

rrm0: I did it Mako, I saved the company! To me, this was