“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing

“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing

“I’m what people DO!”

“I’m what people DO!”

“Will you be my live-in normal?”

“Will you be my live-in normal?”

“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”

“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”

“I have an app that can steal anything… including

“I have an app that can steal anything… including

“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve

“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve

“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll

“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll

“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with

“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with

“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better

“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better

“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m

“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m

“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping

“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping

“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant

“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant

“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me

“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me

“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths,

“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths,

“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear

“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear

“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”

“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”

“Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and

“Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and

“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns,

“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns,

“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist

“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist

“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”

“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”

“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real

“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real

“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only

“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only

“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot

“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot

“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.”

“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.”

“Wanna come to my Mori-party?”

“Wanna come to my Mori-party?”

“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to

“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to

“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any

“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any

“Baby got Reichen-back.”

“Baby got Reichen-back.”

“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.”

“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.”

“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl

“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl

“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like

“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like

“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking

“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking

“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special

“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special

“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t

“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t

“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because

“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because

“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the

“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the