“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you
“Will you be my division?”
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with
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“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash
“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring
“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the
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The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about
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“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,
“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll
“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear
“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from
“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.â€
“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less
“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most
“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to
“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and
“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number