“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you

“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you

“Will you be my division?”

“Will you be my division?”

“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide

“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide

“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers

“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers

“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”

“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.”

“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s

“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s

“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”

“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”

“My division is the one between your legs.”

“My division is the one between your legs.”

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted

“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted

“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”

“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash

“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was

“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the

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In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten

In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up

“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about

“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about

“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.

“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.

“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,

“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,

“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”

“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll

“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear

“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from

“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from

“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.”

“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.”

“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less

“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less

“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most

“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most

“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to

“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to

“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and

“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and

“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash

“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash

“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not

“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not

The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number