“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”

“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”

The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted

“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted

“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”

“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”

“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window

“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash

“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was

“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the

“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make

“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until

“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until

“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t

“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t

“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about

“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about

“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.

“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.

“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted

“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted

“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”

“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”

“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,

“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,

“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it

“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it

“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”

“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”

“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”

“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”

“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick

“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick

“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas

“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll

“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear

“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’

“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from

“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from

“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick?

“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick?

“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.”

“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.”

“I want to buy you a Christmas present that matches my

“I want to buy you a Christmas present that matches my

“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used

“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used