“I need condoms so big, people call me Charles Augustus

“I need condoms so big, people call me Charles Augustus

“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only

“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only

“Wanna see my Sher-cock?”

“Wanna see my Sher-cock?”

“The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t

“The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t

“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”

“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”

“I want to Lestraddle you.”

“I want to Lestraddle you.”

“I think you’re 221-beautiful.”

“I think you’re 221-beautiful.”

“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”

“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”

“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll

“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll

“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until

“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until

“The game is on… Will you play with me?”

“The game is on… Will you play with me?”

“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look

“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look

“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste

“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…

“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…

“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours

“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours

“I want you Anderneath me.”

“I want you Anderneath me.”

“Can I touch your Belstaff?”

“Can I touch your Belstaff?”

“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?” Suggested

“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?” Suggested

“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s

“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s

“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”

“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”

“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple

“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple

“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”

“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”

“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing

“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing

“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.”

“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.”

“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking

“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking

“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to

“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to

“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s

“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s

“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she

“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she

“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”

“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”

“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”

“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”

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The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger…

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger…

“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good

“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good