“I need condoms so big, people call me Charles Augustus
“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only
“Wanna see my Sher-cock?”
“The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t
“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”
“I want to Lestraddle you.”
“I think you’re 221-beautiful.”
“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until
“The game is on… Will you play with me?”
“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…
“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours
“I want you Anderneath me.”
“Can I touch your Belstaff?”
“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?” Suggested
“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s
“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”
“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing
“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.”
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to
“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she
“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”
“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”
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“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger…
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good