HAPPPPPPYYYYYYY FRIDAY!!!!:) Have a whole day to myself…cleaning

HAPPPPPPYYYYYYY FRIDAY!!!!:) Have a whole day to myself…cleaning

I would love to give you much pleasure Babygirl ;)

I would love to give you much pleasure Babygirl ;)

felicitatem: @ wlw: compliment that girl. you’re not being

felicitatem: @ wlw: compliment that girl. you’re not being

yummytomatoes:  you ever just

yummytomatoes: you ever just

Me: Alright, I’ve had a lotta pee accidents this week and already

Me: Alright, I’ve had a lotta pee accidents this week and already

Me to myself when a relationship or crush doesn’t work out.

Me to myself when a relationship or crush doesn’t work out.

hungarian:  if i don’t talk to myself who will

hungarian: if i don’t talk to myself who will

I don’t want to sound pessimistic,  but boys are dumb. I don’t

I don’t want to sound pessimistic, but boys are dumb. I don’t

So I worked 17 hours yesterday and got back in office at 5:30am,

So I worked 17 hours yesterday and got back in office at 5:30am,

“My name Isobel, Married to myself”

“My name Isobel, Married to myself”

gothlesterol:  “My name Isobel, Married to myself”  Early

gothlesterol: “My name Isobel, Married to myself” Early

aibous:  i’m scared of talking to strangers and answering phones

aibous: i’m scared of talking to strangers and answering phones

railroadsoftware:  *softly sings this to myself on the bus*

railroadsoftware: *softly sings this to myself on the bus*

Anxiously waiting for Nick to get home. 

Anxiously waiting for Nick to get home. 

Shoot Me

Shoot Me

nic0tine-kisses:  Honestly wish I could take cancer or a terminal

nic0tine-kisses: Honestly wish I could take cancer or a terminal

penicillium-pusher:  when someone asks me to describe myself

penicillium-pusher: when someone asks me to describe myself

straightboyfriend:  i want to be kind & loving to others

straightboyfriend: i want to be kind & loving to others

uuboa:  “I should really get out more”, I say to myself as

uuboa: “I should really get out more”, I say to myself as

swaggamander:  “i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna write,” i

swaggamander: “i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna write,” i

Xmas present to myself chocolate brown loafers that I have deemed

Xmas present to myself chocolate brown loafers that I have deemed

Listen this baby hair/eyebrow/lipstick combo is not to be slept

Listen this baby hair/eyebrow/lipstick combo is not to be slept

me to myself: dont cry today okayy you have alot of money go

me to myself: dont cry today okayy you have alot of money go

stability:  me: *regretted staying up late last night* me: *told

stability: me: *regretted staying up late last night* me: *told

queerlove:  me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i

queerlove: me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i

Sometimes I send my selfies to myself on snapchat…and

Sometimes I send my selfies to myself on snapchat…and

im done feeling like a stranger to myself…🎶💕 #another

im done feeling like a stranger to myself…🎶💕 #another

can’t keep my hands to myself, I mean, I could but why would

can’t keep my hands to myself, I mean, I could but why would

Seasonal Fear (letter to myself)

Seasonal Fear (letter to myself)

“I’m a writer,” I whisper to myself as I google different

“I’m a writer,” I whisper to myself as I google different

remember when I was on vacation and had a whole pool to myself

remember when I was on vacation and had a whole pool to myself

To be honest, some guys can be really selfish. Like, be a gentleman.

To be honest, some guys can be really selfish. Like, be a gentleman.

dollyleighofficial:  POST-WORKOUT PANTY STUFFING Watch me fill

dollyleighofficial: POST-WORKOUT PANTY STUFFING Watch me fill

Yes I know I’m a woman because that’s what I identify

Yes I know I’m a woman because that’s what I identify

relahvant:  when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around

relahvant: when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around

me catching myself before sending the snap to a guy  - 🍑mami

me catching myself before sending the snap to a guy - 🍑mami