paternal-instinct: dad is such a bottom that he cums whenever
“Dad! Fuck! You scared me! You know Dad… you ‘accidentally’
With little to no understanding of football, I tried to watch
I don’t know which is worse: My dad immediately realizing that
So my dad recommended me for this job at this church without
beatlesboobsandbulges: My dad just said: at your age you’ll
consolecadet: I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend:
consolecadet: I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend:
the-doctors-snog-box: ohsnapitsnik: sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:
jordosross: nickandjades-infinitelaughter: Me as a parent
shadyufo: My dad keeps making these fantastic knives and I keep
eunnieboo:so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom
me: are we going to the baseball game today dad? bleach: lol
Cocoa and I. She went in for a kiss the second photo. My other
consolecadet: I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend:
The signs as things my dad has said to me
the-vashta-nerada: i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction
unimportant: californhia: perfect-in-weakness: ebony-and-ivory:
my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix? me:
the-vashta-nerada: i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction
the-vashta-nerada: i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction
lisasimpsonbookclub: Lisa: Bart, why is the dad I’ve always
The past three days all my dad has been doing is feeding me wine
the-vashta-nerada: i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction
glumshoe:My dad and I have not played chess since I was in third
grawly:centurycolor: grawly: grawly: I remember playing Space
the-vashta-nerada: I’ve got some kind of allergic reaction
What is even wrong with me why would I eat ice cream like that,
adultinsect: joi getting an impromptu lil bday speech from her
the-vashta-nerada: i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction
the-vashta-nerada: i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction
royalsiblings: With Mom’s insomnia and Dad’s sleepwalking
the-vashta-nerada: i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction
chandeluresinitaly: I hate it when I’m playing Catherine and
The fetish is all to blame for my bff’s dad in HS. What a bitch
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