beyoncescock:this sounds like me so much it terrifies me when

beyoncescock:this sounds like me so much it terrifies me when

homohustle:  Last night I had a dream that I built a robot and

homohustle: Last night I had a dream that I built a robot and

the-pietriarchy:  me in real life: a silent mystery me on the

the-pietriarchy: me in real life: a silent mystery me on the

salva-bandida:  i never understood a fictional character as much

salva-bandida: i never understood a fictional character as much

oreoofficial:  why dont ppl do random things for me? u know.

oreoofficial: why dont ppl do random things for me? u know.

doresque:  my talents include blogging till 5am crying immediately

doresque: my talents include blogging till 5am crying immediately

gudetamas-mom:  *me walking past a group of people*me: gotta

gudetamas-mom: *me walking past a group of people*me: gotta

senor-cat:  ghoullly:  Psychic: *reads my mind* Me: Psychic:

senor-cat: ghoullly: Psychic: *reads my mind* Me: Psychic:

ghoullly:  Psychic: *reads my mind* Me: Psychic: what the fuck

ghoullly: Psychic: *reads my mind* Me: Psychic: what the fuck

queerlove:  me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i

queerlove: me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i

thequeermisfit:  Me: *gets anxious* Me: chill Me: *gets jealous*

thequeermisfit: Me: *gets anxious* Me: chill Me: *gets jealous*

sarahseeandersen:  Hope everyone enjoyed the holidays and ate

sarahseeandersen: Hope everyone enjoyed the holidays and ate

awkward-ness-monster:  baerials:  Pooh stop running from your

awkward-ness-monster: baerials: Pooh stop running from your

splendidbuttsex:  ronaldalan:  rebelderadioactivo:  Me walking

splendidbuttsex: ronaldalan: rebelderadioactivo: Me walking

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:  me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex

whateveryourfantasyis:  lyonnnss:  clarknokent:  kauaii94:  when

whateveryourfantasyis: lyonnnss: clarknokent: kauaii94: when

mygayisshowing:  Things I didn’t understand as a child:  

mygayisshowing: Things I didn’t understand as a child:  

ruinedchildhood:  me: don’t catch feelings  me: *catches feelings* 

ruinedchildhood: me: don’t catch feelings  me: *catches feelings* 

ashtronauts:  Me: idc what anyone thinks about me, I am myself

ashtronauts: Me: idc what anyone thinks about me, I am myself

dorkdenmark:  friend who lives on the other side of the world:

dorkdenmark: friend who lives on the other side of the world:

breadmaakesyoufat:  me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep

breadmaakesyoufat: me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep

demiboystump:  me: *acts out and doesnt take care of myself so

demiboystump: me: *acts out and doesnt take care of myself so

theists:  me: *thinks about something really fucked up during

theists: me: *thinks about something really fucked up during

hypergoomba:  my advice to everyone in relationships: just talk

hypergoomba: my advice to everyone in relationships: just talk

sjworochimaru:  DOCTORS: STOP TRYING TO GET US TO DISSECT YOU

sjworochimaru: DOCTORS: STOP TRYING TO GET US TO DISSECT YOU

tiredbtw:  person: *mistreats me* me: fuck them!! i deserve better

tiredbtw: person: *mistreats me* me: fuck them!! i deserve better

thunderthighmobster:  me:*hangs out with someone for 3 hours*

thunderthighmobster: me:*hangs out with someone for 3 hours*

whinecraft:  me: *saves file* me: *closes program* program: ARE

whinecraft: me: *saves file* me: *closes program* program: ARE

australiansanta:  a fun and interesting fact about me is that

australiansanta: a fun and interesting fact about me is that

bombing:   doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out

bombing: doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out

bombing:  doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out

bombing: doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out

queerlove:  me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i

queerlove: me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i

nursary:  me: *uses caffeine as an antidepressant*

nursary: me: *uses caffeine as an antidepressant*

bunney:  Me: I’m havin a good night Me: :-) Me: Me: I’m sad

bunney: Me: I’m havin a good night Me: :-) Me: Me: I’m sad

awkward-ness-monster:  baerials:  Pooh stop running from your

awkward-ness-monster: baerials: Pooh stop running from your

virgoboy:  me @ myself: if you do this incredibly easy task today

virgoboy: me @ myself: if you do this incredibly easy task today