I’ve been secretly watching over them ever since they
Mom came home drunk as hell last night and walked in on me masturbating!
makingbadguysgoodforaweekend: me as a mom
“Man, you guys are the best. Thanks for helping me fuck Ashley,
critical-perspective: lord-dio-official: yuramectoo: Me as
fileformat: **stands on my roof at 1:29 am and sings halo by
derpandderpaid: emeraldarcbreon: will-billy-braggadocious:
beautiful-ambition: sophisticantsophia: chiefsimba: taint3ed:
makingbadguysgoodforaweekend: me as a mom
bougieghanaian: whaticantremembernow: candiikismet: daamian:
milfxnina: blackqueerblog: “Don’t talk to me or my son ever
theodd1sout: Me as a kid.
herspanic: infants are scary as shit like if you drop it its
jamaicanamazon: gleaux: candiikismet: belindapendragon: life-of-beyonce:
blacksnobbery: carefreeblackho: thecommonchick: WHY AM I LAUGHING
typical: positively-determined: take-me-back-to-wonderland-alice:
pomgorl: wzrdkelley: fish-dinner-connoisseur: real black
thecommonchick: MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I
mettatonpng: *sees friend is distressed* time for me to transform
chubby-bunnies: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: mylovelylittleworld40:
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donutcats: me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol
princess-wine-mom: thomas-sanders-with-vine: Adulthood 👔
purple-ocity: juelzsantanabandana: *slaps football out my teenagers
eala-sven: waffle-huntress: poisonedinsanity: thatsthat24:
serenefreakgeek: faithinhumanityr: micdotcom: Mom needed a
darthgalpal: lilacwoods: okay…… good night mom………….,,
what-mom: i love you, i whisper to my last chicken nugget as
siddian: I swear my mom is the same way me as a mom lmao
lightskinlivinglavish: malandapls: lenabeanss: voguenshit:
luh-lita: xoxoclauuu: palabritaa: me as a mom…😂 That’s
playbunny: are mew looking for a fight, punk? :33- - -me as
bongsandbooks: asvprock: okay mom Me as a mom
darthgalpal: lilacwoods: okay…… good night mom………….,,
kingpollo: officialschool: mens-rights-activia: me as a mom
weiss cutting her hair short for whatever reason would make me
Submission from @emperorcooler:This came to me as soon as I saw