“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our
“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?”
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t
The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up
“Care to be my goldfish?”
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about
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“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position…
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision
“I would let you call me Myc.”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much
“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John,
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t
“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a
“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s
“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things
“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.â€