“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about
“Will you join my football team and raise five children
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel,
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking–
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D.
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you–
“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed,
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look
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“I’d smile and wink at you even if it didn’t
“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d
Hey guys! I’m working on new t-shirt designs because my
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty
“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never