Like “Aw shit. Didn’t see this cumming”

Like “Aw shit. Didn’t see this cumming”

like this shit

like this shit

like this shit 6_6

like this shit 6_6

chubphlosion:  biscuitsarenice:  She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics

chubphlosion: biscuitsarenice: She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics

fairygodpiggy:If you fat shame a woman who has just had a baby,

fairygodpiggy:If you fat shame a woman who has just had a baby,

Words from my mother, “You liked your own picture? Dumb

Words from my mother, “You liked your own picture? Dumb

teaboot: teaboot:  mjalti: why come they called him “beast”

teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast”

rnarker:  shit’s going down i whisper as i flush the toilet

rnarker: shit’s going down i whisper as i flush the toilet

ironmax:  i hate it when people are like “no you’re not old

ironmax: i hate it when people are like “no you’re not old

heyimbritni:  wow, some people’s names dont match their face.

heyimbritni: wow, some people’s names dont match their face.

msjewbooty:  *wraps self in toilet paper* i am a piece of shit

msjewbooty: *wraps self in toilet paper* i am a piece of shit

ourbedroomafterthewar:  do you ever get like really hopeful about

ourbedroomafterthewar: do you ever get like really hopeful about

calvinccandie:  when i find myself in times of trouble mother

calvinccandie: when i find myself in times of trouble mother

moniquill:   stfunithingas:   ianthe:   purpleweeble:   HE LOOKS

moniquill: stfunithingas: ianthe: purpleweeble: HE LOOKS

rnerrychristmas:  how do i get into the popular text post bloggers

rnerrychristmas: how do i get into the popular text post bloggers

aangnog:  matt-ketchup:  aangnog:  if u dont like mozzarella

aangnog: matt-ketchup: aangnog: if u dont like mozzarella

niateppelln:  when you like someone more than they like you

niateppelln: when you like someone more than they like you

lifeisbutts:  Oh man, I feel like I should become a terrible

lifeisbutts: Oh man, I feel like I should become a terrible

westernkanye:  it’s so rude when babies just babble and shit

westernkanye: it’s so rude when babies just babble and shit

 when you say something and immediately regret it and like even

when you say something and immediately regret it and like even

thereisaworldinsideofme:  Holy shit yep

thereisaworldinsideofme: Holy shit yep

christmassassy:  sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and

christmassassy: sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and

wtfhistory:  theshewomanboyhatersclub:  jesuisuneetoile:

wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneetoile:

tempoes:  everyone says “just get out and leave everything

tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything

kanyewesticle:  hi can u not reblog posts from me and add a shit

kanyewesticle: hi can u not reblog posts from me and add a shit

bringmethehomos:  I feel like if the devil ever wanted somewhere

bringmethehomos: I feel like if the devil ever wanted somewhere

 why do boys act like they’ve committed a great humanitarian

why do boys act like they’ve committed a great humanitarian

michaelpalin:  i dont understand the pleasure in sexting  like

michaelpalin: i dont understand the pleasure in sexting  like

3-2-1queer:  When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls

3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls

influentialcreativity: disease-danger-darkness-silence:  boyonetta:

influentialcreativity: disease-danger-darkness-silence: boyonetta:

re-fuzaichakushin:  people’s favorite characters usually reflect

re-fuzaichakushin: people’s favorite characters usually reflect

aathunayan: Text me first. I like that shit

aathunayan: Text me first. I like that shit

Lmao my manager is manic depressive like some shit.  Praise the

Lmao my manager is manic depressive like some shit. Praise the

delvg:  Okay but @jen-iii am I Amethyst in Back to the Barn or

delvg: Okay but @jen-iii am I Amethyst in Back to the Barn or

pearl-likes-pi:  Mʀ. Gʀᴇɢ: you both love me and I love both

pearl-likes-pi: Mʀ. Gʀᴇɢ: you both love me and I love both

marcuslarry: @drawbauchery Oh look, I drew a purple trash bag……….tbh

marcuslarry: @drawbauchery Oh look, I drew a purple trash bag……….tbh