Just showered and all nice and cozy clean in my pajamas! With

Just showered and all nice and cozy clean in my pajamas! With

just-shower-thoughts:  What do the people who stop the microwave

just-shower-thoughts: What do the people who stop the microwave

just-shower-thoughts:  It’s funny how some biblical names caught

just-shower-thoughts: It’s funny how some biblical names caught

just-shower-thoughts:  If everyone drove exactly like me. I wonder

just-shower-thoughts: If everyone drove exactly like me. I wonder

just-shower-thoughts:  If you believe in reincarnation then your

just-shower-thoughts: If you believe in reincarnation then your

just-shower-thoughts:“Fifty shades of grey” is considered

just-shower-thoughts:“Fifty shades of grey” is considered

just-shower-thoughts:  “Would you rather crash on a friend’s

just-shower-thoughts: “Would you rather crash on a friend’s

just-shower-thoughts:  Every time Wolverine retracts his claws

just-shower-thoughts: Every time Wolverine retracts his claws

just-shower-thoughts:  Every time you take a breath, you are

just-shower-thoughts: Every time you take a breath, you are

just-shower-thoughts:  If you watch Godzilla backwards it’s

just-shower-thoughts: If you watch Godzilla backwards it’s

just-shower-thoughts:  If I had an identical twin, we would move

just-shower-thoughts: If I had an identical twin, we would move

just-shower-thoughts:  I wonder if I have ever unknowingly set

just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if I have ever unknowingly set

just-shower-thoughts:  If Kayne’s son ever grows up and writes

just-shower-thoughts: If Kayne’s son ever grows up and writes

just-shower-thoughts:  In 100 years Google street view will be

just-shower-thoughts: In 100 years Google street view will be

just-shower-thoughts:If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president,

just-shower-thoughts:If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president,

just-shower-thoughts:  The seashore is a dumb place for Sally

just-shower-thoughts: The seashore is a dumb place for Sally

just-shower-thoughts:  My girlfriends name is Brooklyn. No matter

just-shower-thoughts: My girlfriends name is Brooklyn. No matter

just-shower-thoughts:  If you know you have a stalker, that stalker

just-shower-thoughts: If you know you have a stalker, that stalker

just-shower-thoughts:  If I were a judge, every time someone

just-shower-thoughts: If I were a judge, every time someone

just-shower-thoughts:  What if aliens visited Earth during the

just-shower-thoughts: What if aliens visited Earth during the

just-shower-thoughts:  “False Information” spelled

just-shower-thoughts: “False Information” spelled

just-shower-thoughts:  What if fetishes are inherited genetically

just-shower-thoughts: What if fetishes are inherited genetically

just-shower-thoughts:  In the Toy Story universe, since the toys

just-shower-thoughts: In the Toy Story universe, since the toys

just-shower-thoughts:  People always joke about browsing reddit

just-shower-thoughts: People always joke about browsing reddit

just-shower-thoughts:  If woman only got pregnant when they orgasm,

just-shower-thoughts: If woman only got pregnant when they orgasm,

just-shower-thoughts:  if a woman gets pregant with a boy she

just-shower-thoughts: if a woman gets pregant with a boy she

just-shower-thoughts:  Everyone who gets caught in rip-tides

just-shower-thoughts: Everyone who gets caught in rip-tides

just-shower-thoughts:  If two mind readers read each other’s

just-shower-thoughts: If two mind readers read each other’s

just-shower-thoughts:  Virginity is the one thing in the world

just-shower-thoughts: Virginity is the one thing in the world

just-shower-thoughts:  There are potentially thousands of days

just-shower-thoughts: There are potentially thousands of days

just-shower-thoughts:  An ultrasound is like a teaser trailer

just-shower-thoughts: An ultrasound is like a teaser trailer

just-shower-thoughts:  6.9 is 69 ruined by a period

just-shower-thoughts: 6.9 is 69 ruined by a period

just-shower-thoughts:  When I was a kid I used to prioritize

just-shower-thoughts: When I was a kid I used to prioritize

just-shower-thoughts:  Dr. Oz is like the Buzzfeed of doctors.

just-shower-thoughts: Dr. Oz is like the Buzzfeed of doctors.

just-shower-thoughts:  Frozen pizza should be pre-cut in case

just-shower-thoughts: Frozen pizza should be pre-cut in case

just-shower-thoughts:  I think the biggest difference between

just-shower-thoughts: I think the biggest difference between