“When did I become like this?” Hitomi wondered, “when

“When did I become like this?” Hitomi wondered, “when

“Do you think I’ll impress your boss tonight, baby?”

“Do you think I’ll impress your boss tonight, baby?”

She told your wife, “in less than one minute, I’ll

She told your wife, “in less than one minute, I’ll

Just go home and don’t worry about your wife; she’s

Just go home and don’t worry about your wife; she’s

She gets it betas. She knows that you can’t stand up for yourself

She gets it betas. She knows that you can’t stand up for yourself

She’s a hip chick so she totally gets it! She knows what you

She’s a hip chick so she totally gets it! She knows what you

She’s down to curl up on the couch with you to watch Star Wars,

She’s down to curl up on the couch with you to watch Star Wars,

She just wants to see it, and she promises not to laugh…

She just wants to see it, and she promises not to laugh…

She really does understand your predicament! And she’s here

She really does understand your predicament! And she’s here

She denied you out of love sweetie, it’s only because she cares

She denied you out of love sweetie, it’s only because she cares

She’s just gotta tell her bestie as soon as she cucks Hubby!

She’s just gotta tell her bestie as soon as she cucks Hubby!

She saw that it was both purple and in the way, so she just assumed

She saw that it was both purple and in the way, so she just assumed

gallowsfoo: catalytically-rampant:  questioning-dumbass:  I would

gallowsfoo: catalytically-rampant: questioning-dumbass: I would

skipperdamned:  carbcutie:  I’M HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING I’M

skipperdamned: carbcutie: I’M HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING I’M

shnoopuff replied to your post:i’n gunna turn all of these

shnoopuff replied to your post:i’n gunna turn all of these

loverrtits:  starslicer:  amazing how this only got 134 notes

loverrtits: starslicer: amazing how this only got 134 notes

angeliquereneee:  cherrypopsicle:theoriginalbottom:3reyr:  asongofsexandsociety:there

angeliquereneee: cherrypopsicle:theoriginalbottom:3reyr: asongofsexandsociety:there

she-got-the-jazz:  whatevverrbaee:  neptune-xiii:  solbrotha:

she-got-the-jazz: whatevverrbaee: neptune-xiii: solbrotha:

candiikismet:  Y'all, please, I HAVE to share these beautiful

candiikismet: Y'all, please, I HAVE to share these beautiful

She shoulda hit with some fire overnight, she fucking this up.

She shoulda hit with some fire overnight, she fucking this up.

curlicuetruth:  This gets funnier to me everything I watch it.

curlicuetruth: This gets funnier to me everything I watch it.

sobeitjay2:  l0wbae:  joebadmon:  lyjerria:  ios10emojis: “i

sobeitjay2: l0wbae: joebadmon: lyjerria: ios10emojis: “i

Just watched Mao Asada’s long program and THAT was true

Just watched Mao Asada’s long program and THAT was true

moghedien: girl why did you just jump into the pool just to swim

moghedien: girl why did you just jump into the pool just to swim

she just woke up and she’s holding a pikahu 3ds! so cute eee

she just woke up and she’s holding a pikahu 3ds! so cute eee

melaninandgoldteef:  xamdon:  thepaparazziisflocking:  She was

melaninandgoldteef: xamdon: thepaparazziisflocking: She was

When she sends adorable pics while I’m at work 😍😍😍🥰❤️

When she sends adorable pics while I’m at work 😍😍😍🥰❤️

hayleythehatter:  like-a-jackal:  munroinmychambers:  disney,

hayleythehatter: like-a-jackal: munroinmychambers: disney,

theunpopularblogger:  just-tea-thanks:  thot-about-dick:  drunktrophywife:

theunpopularblogger: just-tea-thanks: thot-about-dick: drunktrophywife:

The fact that Garnet has to DUCK from doorways (like she did

The fact that Garnet has to DUCK from doorways (like she did

My baby cousin Chloe just has the most gorgeous lil babbu curls

My baby cousin Chloe just has the most gorgeous lil babbu curls

pearl-likes-pi:  OK BUT fOr real can we just talk about how

pearl-likes-pi: OK BUT fOr real can we just talk about how

zoetropez: zoetropez:  CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT SAPPHIRE CAN’T

zoetropez: zoetropez: CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT SAPPHIRE CAN’T

matthulksmash: goldensweetcheeks:  gahdamnpunk: She ain’t lie

matthulksmash: goldensweetcheeks: gahdamnpunk: She ain’t lie

my rwby rock blek does have tattoos they’re just mostly hidden

my rwby rock blek does have tattoos they’re just mostly hidden

This woman at work is so bloody territorialI swear she would

This woman at work is so bloody territorialI swear she would