“I made you some shoes.”

“I made you some shoes.”

“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”

“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”

“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart

“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart

“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”

“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”

“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea

“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea

“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”

“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”

“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good

“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good

“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”

“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”

“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”

“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”

“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”

“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”

“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends,

“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends,

“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making

“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making

“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.

“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.

The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how

“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how

“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number

“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number

“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you

“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you

“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted

“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted

“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned

“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned

“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m

“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m

“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of

“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of

“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.

“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.

“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your

“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your

“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock

“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’

“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’

“I bet I could deduce your sexual orientation even if you

“I bet I could deduce your sexual orientation even if you

“Don’t be jealous of your station master brother…

“Don’t be jealous of your station master brother…

calissairwin: “Jim Moriarty and my little sister?” Sherlock

calissairwin: “Jim Moriarty and my little sister?” Sherlock

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itbeginswithahouse.tumblr.com/post/10302349430/

Jim Moriarty. Hi.

Jim Moriarty. Hi.

jim-moriarty-in-your-flesh:   Abandoned Tumblr  I’VE BEEN DYING

jim-moriarty-in-your-flesh: Abandoned Tumblr I’VE BEEN DYING

jim-moriarty-in-your-flesh:   Abandoned Tumblr  I’VE BEEN DYING

jim-moriarty-in-your-flesh: Abandoned Tumblr I’VE BEEN DYING

Jim Moriarty: “I will burn the heart out of you.

Jim Moriarty: “I will burn the heart out of you.