brothersisterfathermother:  I had always hated cum. Hated its

brothersisterfathermother: I had always hated cum. Hated its

its-old-man:  pookiesfamily:I sent this photo to my dad to remind

its-old-man: pookiesfamily:I sent this photo to my dad to remind

boyholetightformen:  belagnolo:   “i think someone might come

boyholetightformen: belagnolo: “i think someone might come

So its like 8am and I woke up like 5 minutes ago all calm and

So its like 8am and I woke up like 5 minutes ago all calm and

c-hillvibes:  This is my Dad. Yes I know its a diamond. When

c-hillvibes: This is my Dad. Yes I know its a diamond. When

gregorymichelle:  grrrlrevolution:  My dad just told me that

gregorymichelle: grrrlrevolution: My dad just told me that

tomo-tron:  I can finally upload this because its safe (now that

tomo-tron: I can finally upload this because its safe (now that

Went downstairs for water, saw the M&M  cookies my aunt

Went downstairs for water, saw the M&M  cookies my aunt

I was watching this old Godzilla like movie from the 60s with

I was watching this old Godzilla like movie from the 60s with

lifefiberoverride:anon853:I was watching this old Godzilla like

lifefiberoverride:anon853:I was watching this old Godzilla like

its-a-geek-haven:Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks

its-a-geek-haven:Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks

dickclops:  my dad just asked came over and asked me what i was

dickclops: my dad just asked came over and asked me what i was

   My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said

My dad said i can take drivers ed this year, but i have to wait

My dad said i can take drivers ed this year, but i have to wait

My dad is fucken cray cray, he wants to go out and look for some

My dad is fucken cray cray, he wants to go out and look for some

The werid thing about my dad is he doesn’t care if I hang

The werid thing about my dad is he doesn’t care if I hang

I cant sit here and be the perfect kid anymore. I cant sit here

I cant sit here and be the perfect kid anymore. I cant sit here

boltong:  boltong:  boltong:   did i ever post this cause its

boltong: boltong: boltong: did i ever post this cause its

90sdefect:My uncle has this blanket.

90sdefect:My uncle has this blanket.

So todays my 18th birthday, yay. its been fun so far, though

So todays my 18th birthday, yay. its been fun so far, though

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thecircleroom:  Strain Name: Blueberry Yum Yum Grade: A+++

thecircleroom: Strain Name: Blueberry Yum Yum Grade: A+++

liminal-terror:i painted this for my dads birthday! its based

liminal-terror:i painted this for my dads birthday! its based

my dad took me out for lunch and its so nice outside and we looked

my dad took me out for lunch and its so nice outside and we looked

cummbunny:  spank me daddy

cummbunny: spank me daddy

my dad doesn’t know what my favorite color(s) are lmao

my dad doesn’t know what my favorite color(s) are lmao

my dad didn’t know how much pain i’ve been in because

my dad didn’t know how much pain i’ve been in because

also my dad was in a better mood today so that made me feel better,

also my dad was in a better mood today so that made me feel better,

so pretty much my dad gave both me and mom his cold 

so pretty much my dad gave both me and mom his cold 

There was this one time when I was about 11-12 years old and

There was this one time when I was about 11-12 years old and

im laughing really hard at google’s prankif this stays all

im laughing really hard at google’s prankif this stays all

LOL i woke up this morning to see an email my dad sent me about

LOL i woke up this morning to see an email my dad sent me about

I’m still laughing (genuinely) at all the tags on my mcreyes

I’m still laughing (genuinely) at all the tags on my mcreyes

bonersauruslex:  My dad painted me this for my birthday. 4ft

bonersauruslex: My dad painted me this for my birthday. 4ft

Okay so my dad is watching this like softball ‘documentary

Okay so my dad is watching this like softball ‘documentary

poppiman:  Come on Cousin Janey…..its sure as hell okay with

poppiman: Come on Cousin Janey…..its sure as hell okay with