“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing

“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing

“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”

“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”

“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”

“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”

“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”

“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”

“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”

“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”

“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted

“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops

“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg

“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg

“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop

“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop

“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your

“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your

“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your

“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your

“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle

“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle

“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!”

“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!”

“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize

“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize

“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady

“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady

“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get

“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get

Threesomes solve everything.

Threesomes solve everything.

“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m

“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’

“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not

“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not

“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,

“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats,

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up

“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly

“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly

“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old

“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old

“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.

“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.

“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock

“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

“I put the D in Adler.”Submitted by estrangedgearbox.

“I put the D in Adler.”Submitted by estrangedgearbox.

“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you

“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you

“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get

“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get

“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you

“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you

“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe

“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe

The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

  Ricki Covette  aka. “The World’s TALLEST Exotic”..

Ricki Covette  aka. “The World’s TALLEST Exotic”..

Being from the hood I never been afraid of no bitch, especially

Being from the hood I never been afraid of no bitch, especially