coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me
sashayed: me: everything’s garbagemy cat: (touches me very
fratsona: *posts art**IMMEDIATELY sees four anatomical errors,
notmusa: i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once
elijvhx: Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house
humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle
ohbrae: me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love
fluffybunnybadass: #not seeing your friends in a while like (via
mmishaya: Me and my mutuals logging tf in
mothurs: tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr
raphaeliscoolbutrude: writing-prompt-s: “In a game with no
mercedesbenzodiazepine: I love locking my door like…you’re
twenyonepilots: *listens to Stressed Out in a desperate attempt
bywandandsword:I want to reach Link levels of androgyny. Am I
mojav: chillin in bed, one titty out, head hurts, life is a mess
flowerbpd: someone: says something to me in a slightly stern/serious
mercedesbenzodiazepine:I love locking my door like…you’re
spooky-gloria-mott: me in a horror movie
a-daks:“I’m dying Squirtle” and “Pull the trigger Piglet”
k-epiphany: me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy,
darkremark: gusmen: “i don’t watch tv” proudly says a
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sentochoryu: me: sees the sharp teeth me: [dabs forehead] whoo
misskrisseh: SpongeBob memes are my life in a nutshell
cutecajunlizard: phruxx: phruxx: dwps: phruxx: phruxx: what
sodomymcscurvylegs: inkskinned: As an educator, I hate the bell
abare-apple: book-nerd1127: abare-apple: transforms into a
9-kageyama-tobio: otp: *confesses* me: nice otp: *accidentally
noctea:being born in 97/98/99 is frustrating bc like… are we
lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass
*with cum in my mouth* do you hate me?
the-absolute-funniest-posts:supply and demand in action right
nonirikku: fluffybunnybadass: #not seeing your friends in
nervouslittlepunkgal: Me: I can’t stand being around children.
sickbraat: forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest
thecringeandwincefactory: nentuaby: original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761