“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about

“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about

“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient,

“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient,

“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position

“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position

The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up

The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock

The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock

“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in

“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in

“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”

“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”

“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you

“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you

“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even

“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even

“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing

“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing

“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”

“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”

“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant

“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant

“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put

“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put

“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to

“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss

ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up

ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up

“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake

“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait.

“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just

“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just

“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order

“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order

“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”

“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”

“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”

“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”

“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take

“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take

“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep

“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep

“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal

“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping

“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face

In the line of fire

In the line of fire

In space no one can hear your moans by Jomsviking

In space no one can hear your moans by Jomsviking

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time to go to house to house in lineplay and clean up everyones

time to go to house to house in lineplay and clean up everyones

jordan-reet:  [Letting out a soft chuckle when her words finally

jordan-reet: [Letting out a soft chuckle when her words finally

maxthegamingman:  I think it’s kinda sad that you get known

maxthegamingman: I think it’s kinda sad that you get known

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