supernaturalwanderlust:  #i can’t even begin to tell you how

supernaturalwanderlust: #i can’t even begin to tell you how

203y:  im not sure which ones are in which order but this is

203y: im not sure which ones are in which order but this is

tokomon:911 operator: 911, what’s your emergency, sis? me:

tokomon:911 operator: 911, what’s your emergency, sis? me:

internetsafetypatrol:  ma’am, im telling you, these groceries

internetsafetypatrol: ma’am, im telling you, these groceries

fuckyouimfantastic:  jolly-plaguefather:  warhammer-fan-art:

fuckyouimfantastic: jolly-plaguefather: warhammer-fan-art:

sashastrokes:  So I took a trip to Jersey yes “BRICK CITY”

sashastrokes: So I took a trip to Jersey yes “BRICK CITY”

everyfetishyoucouldthinkof:  Im telling you. Good looking girls

everyfetishyoucouldthinkof: Im telling you. Good looking girls

wilwheaton:I just turned 50 and let me tell you, the best is

wilwheaton:I just turned 50 and let me tell you, the best is

jesusfreakinglucifer:  i think everyone has that one phrase that

jesusfreakinglucifer: i think everyone has that one phrase that

radboysehun:  im ok w spending ุ on food but wont buy a ุ

radboysehun: im ok w spending ุ on food but wont buy a ุ

moonblossom:  aprillikesthings:  brookekordei-deactivated2015121:That’s

moonblossom: aprillikesthings: brookekordei-deactivated2015121:That’s

“Tomorrow I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to

“Tomorrow I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to

blackpassinglatina:  rubygloom13:  Well duh. Of course that wasn’t

blackpassinglatina: rubygloom13: Well duh. Of course that wasn’t

jesusfreakinglucifer:  i think everyone has that one phrase that

jesusfreakinglucifer: i think everyone has that one phrase that

jackstroubleinatanktop:  cj-sewers:  It blows my mind that after

jackstroubleinatanktop: cj-sewers: It blows my mind that after

fukkkres:  when she tell you shes hella wet so you go in for

fukkkres: when she tell you shes hella wet so you go in for

thecaptainjacksparrow:  elysian-serendipity:  touchmeslowly:

thecaptainjacksparrow: elysian-serendipity: touchmeslowly:

thatxass:  itsthelesbiana:  Nothing scars you more than the negative

thatxass: itsthelesbiana: Nothing scars you more than the negative

licensetocannibalize:  if you don’t want mads mikkelsen eating

licensetocannibalize: if you don’t want mads mikkelsen eating

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:  when you make a joke and someone

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: when you make a joke and someone

describe yourself on anon and i'll tell you if i'd date you or

describe yourself on anon and i'll tell you if i'd date you or

1103-bakers-street:  cryingbloodviolently:  redpancla:  when

1103-bakers-street: cryingbloodviolently: redpancla: when

ruinedchildhood:when he tells you to swallow but you were gonna

ruinedchildhood:when he tells you to swallow but you were gonna

horselover107:  areyoufromanotherplanet:  essyltinexile:  Bernie

horselover107: areyoufromanotherplanet: essyltinexile: Bernie

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they

supkony:  queue, im telling you all even though you don’t care

supkony: queue, im telling you all even though you don’t care

fruitrollup:fruitrollup:im going to skim a handful of the most

fruitrollup:fruitrollup:im going to skim a handful of the most

fuckthisqueen:  It’s three am, I’m calling in to tell you

fuckthisqueen: It’s three am, I’m calling in to tell you

stillchrisbrownjet:  thesoftghetto:  youngpreciosa:  ibadbitch:

stillchrisbrownjet: thesoftghetto: youngpreciosa: ibadbitch:

yellowstardust:  night-people:  xharries:  Put a letter from

yellowstardust: night-people: xharries: Put a letter from

hi husbandoOOOOH 〜〜  did i tell you guys im playing garbage

hi husbandoOOOOH 〜〜 did i tell you guys im playing garbage

koizumi-marichan:    “I wanted to tell you for so long.”

koizumi-marichan: “I wanted to tell you for so long.”

jen-iii:Im eating this Neopoliten ice cream sandwich  and let

jen-iii:Im eating this Neopoliten ice cream sandwich and let

vantwinblade:  xekstrin’s writing ability and jen-iii art.

vantwinblade: xekstrin’s writing ability and jen-iii art.

that cat dad feel when ur daughter and soon to be daughter-in-law

that cat dad feel when ur daughter and soon to be daughter-in-law

xakkis:                   ————let’s compare

xakkis:                  ————let’s compare