I was too drunk. I couldn’t find my house keys but I made it

I was too drunk. I couldn’t find my house keys but I made it

  I’ll be your daydream, I’ll wear your favorite

I’ll be your daydream, I’ll wear your favorite

sorry-im-drunk:  .

sorry-im-drunk: .

joe-hockey:  omg im drunk and naked some1 plz com nd dres me

joe-hockey: omg im drunk and naked some1 plz com nd dres me

Found a shot in my camera’s memory from a couple months

Found a shot in my camera’s memory from a couple months

kaspernikuslovesu:  More “artistic” nudes ;P Im drunk, reaaally

kaspernikuslovesu: More “artistic” nudes ;P Im drunk, reaaally

I’m so sad my phone is dying… hopefully I can just

I’m so sad my phone is dying… hopefully I can just

I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout

I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout

ftmfuckboii:What I say: im a very affectionate drunkWhat I mean:

ftmfuckboii:What I say: im a very affectionate drunkWhat I mean:

Cute Drunk wetting scenarios/ideas  I was drinking at a friends

Cute Drunk wetting scenarios/ideas I was drinking at a friends

((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to

((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to

Ok so I’m clean ✨👌🏻🚿I’m the perfect amount of

Ok so I’m clean ✨👌🏻🚿I’m the perfect amount of

smitethepatriarchy:  anerdyfeminist:  short-term-amnesiac:  the-doctors-dinobot:

smitethepatriarchy: anerdyfeminist: short-term-amnesiac: the-doctors-dinobot:

yo-im-drunk:hobgoblinhero:yo-im-drunk:Meatball coupon Lankey

yo-im-drunk:hobgoblinhero:yo-im-drunk:Meatball coupon Lankey

yoururlisavalidchumhandle:cadaver-creative:financeswithwolves:ct-42069:femboyjoker:yo-im-drunk:scoreframes:yo-im-drunk:yo-im-drunk:clownstrap:Seven

yoururlisavalidchumhandle:cadaver-creative:financeswithwolves:ct-42069:femboyjoker:yo-im-drunk:scoreframes:yo-im-drunk:yo-im-drunk:clownstrap:Seven

anarchobitchist:mananabuffins:mananabuffins:aight im drunk im

anarchobitchist:mananabuffins:mananabuffins:aight im drunk im

i have a healthy level of respect for people who do karaoke.

i have a healthy level of respect for people who do karaoke.

so Im 40 minutes behind. I havent been out yet. I found a faverite

so Im 40 minutes behind. I havent been out yet. I found a faverite

Its 5:29am im drunk and Im Ash Ketchum

Its 5:29am im drunk and Im Ash Ketchum

ftmfuckboii:What I say: im a very affectionate drunkWhat I mean:

ftmfuckboii:What I say: im a very affectionate drunkWhat I mean:

andrewbreitel:boyinquestion:I love drunk Beyoncé.   This is

andrewbreitel:boyinquestion:I love drunk Beyoncé. This is

makemedum:  I had a couple requests to label myself a drunk whore

makemedum: I had a couple requests to label myself a drunk whore

I’m drunk texting all of my POTs while at this party womdering

I’m drunk texting all of my POTs while at this party womdering

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:  while u guys are drunk on alcohol

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: while u guys are drunk on alcohol

Babes drunk and enjoying himself while im frying my brain w practice

Babes drunk and enjoying himself while im frying my brain w practice

ftmfuckboii:What I say: im a very affectionate drunkWhat I mean:

ftmfuckboii:What I say: im a very affectionate drunkWhat I mean:

ftmfuckboii:What I say: im a very affectionate drunkWhat I mean:

ftmfuckboii:What I say: im a very affectionate drunkWhat I mean:

kuurtcobabe:  now im drunk n stoned im messed up which is funny

kuurtcobabe: now im drunk n stoned im messed up which is funny

ftmfuckboii:What I say: im a very affectionate drunkWhat I mean:

ftmfuckboii:What I say: im a very affectionate drunkWhat I mean:

ftmfuckboii:What I say: im a very affectionate drunkWhat I mean:

ftmfuckboii:What I say: im a very affectionate drunkWhat I mean:

So this is my bestfriend. With a head massager. While drunk.

So this is my bestfriend. With a head massager. While drunk.

Also I intend on getting drunk by myself tonight and may use

Also I intend on getting drunk by myself tonight and may use

and-darling-im-drunk:  fuckeverythingandsociety:  cookiechainsaw:

and-darling-im-drunk: fuckeverythingandsociety: cookiechainsaw:

blog-girl33:  yes im drunk so im going to say it… I would make

blog-girl33: yes im drunk so im going to say it… I would make

i dunno why but like every time im drunk i make stupid threads

i dunno why but like every time im drunk i make stupid threads

heartlessaquarius:  y8ay8a: ok timlre im drunk its time. come

heartlessaquarius: y8ay8a: ok timlre im drunk its time. come