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Augh, it was there a minute ago!
He was “running” low on toilet paper ;)
Groucho Marx was king of the comeback in his heyday ;)
He was only exhibiting his national pride ;)
Aerosmith was here
What was the question?
He was hoping for a conclusion
I’d say the alien was at fault ;)
Where was that wicker shop again?
Her overacting was worse than her singing ;)
She was really grrrrruff with him
Told ya he was a jerk, Mom …
This was definitely a windshield kinda day
Until he took me on he didn’t even know what a face palm was
It was kickass while it lasted
Maybe he was late for work …
I was done with it anyway
And how was your Monday?
His destiny was preordained
I was, but now you’re in the middle of it
I knew he was sweet, but I didn’t know he was made of sugar
kokujoman: run-far-away-from-me: fresh-fucking-pot: And that
sheneka: Deeeeem. Had no clue Nicki was this thick 😱😱😱
Gahahahahahaha! I wish I was that cool when I was a teen….
Ya… you just shouldn’t rabbit punch someone farrrr
I was willing to assume this was accidental…. until I
gloriousruin: slumberinggirl: Oh my god Jesus fuckin Christ..
foramomentofscience: nikkipher: THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY
dontblink91011: luigiman: my cousin asked me what my favorite
maybeitiswritten: My theatre teacher said this in class! After
writewaygirl: kalikardashian: thelilnan: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
rarest-beauty: leftmyarminmycoat: dictatorofbutts: I was at
ultrafacts:You’re never tempted to pick up the phone and pretend
zackisontumblr: notakilleripromise: zackisontumblr: step one: