“Didn’t you say you were going to fire me?”

“Didn’t you say you were going to fire me?”

“It’s you, isn’t it?” My daughter scowled

“It’s you, isn’t it?” My daughter scowled

“What’s wrong sweetie? Don’t tell me you

“What’s wrong sweetie? Don’t tell me you

This is the kind of huge pair that make me wish I had more hands

This is the kind of huge pair that make me wish I had more hands

worthlesscuck:  Oh of course, my dear! It would mean a lot to

worthlesscuck: Oh of course, my dear! It would mean a lot to

What a lovely picture!  The girl reminds me of an Algerian/French

What a lovely picture!  The girl reminds me of an Algerian/French

You know you D&D nerds thought about this in high school.

You know you D&D nerds thought about this in high school.

YOU GUYS. @AndrewRannells spoke directly to me! Well, as a means

YOU GUYS. @AndrewRannells spoke directly to me! Well, as a means

kasamisa:  My stepmother just came into the bathroom and asked

kasamisa: My stepmother just came into the bathroom and asked

askcore:  For Smitts. Lemme get into a story guys. OoC, of course.

askcore: For Smitts. Lemme get into a story guys. OoC, of course.

hypnomindstorm: thecrimsoncommander:   toy-holes: Every day.

hypnomindstorm: thecrimsoncommander: toy-holes: Every day.

Resistance is futile!  I mean really…LOOK AT ME! Do you

Resistance is futile! I mean really…LOOK AT ME! Do you

wywbdns:  Well, this is but a fast walk through to give you a

wywbdns: Well, this is but a fast walk through to give you a

I’ve always hated the Eastside gym.  I mean, over the course

I’ve always hated the Eastside gym. I mean, over the course

heownsyourgirl:  “S-sir… are you sure my daddy told you to

heownsyourgirl: “S-sir… are you sure my daddy told you to

nikikittenniki:  Mmmmm I kneel and worship at my dominant wife’s

nikikittenniki: Mmmmm I kneel and worship at my dominant wife’s

muscledomination:  Look faggot, how many times do I have to say

muscledomination: Look faggot, how many times do I have to say

except my little sister, of course, who has free access to a

except my little sister, of course, who has free access to a

 I’m so good at sabotaging myself. Finally another decent

I’m so good at sabotaging myself. Finally another decent

theunderwearbear:  Another swimsuit for Tidal Wave in Orlando!

theunderwearbear: Another swimsuit for Tidal Wave in Orlando!

very-nsfw-captions:  “Well, of course I want you to jack off

very-nsfw-captions: “Well, of course I want you to jack off

kenken-chan:  benedictsbottom:  well yes of course i want my

kenken-chan: benedictsbottom: well yes of course i want my

sweetavidyajones:  makos-lightningrod:  i feel  like no one

sweetavidyajones: makos-lightningrod: i feel  like no one

bimboisbetter:  Three-prompt story: Lesbian, harem, hypnosis.

bimboisbetter: Three-prompt story: Lesbian, harem, hypnosis.

kasamisa:  My stepmother just came into the bathroom and asked

kasamisa: My stepmother just came into the bathroom and asked

kamy2425:  I should be working on my Finals right now but….yeah.

kamy2425: I should be working on my Finals right now but….yeah.

littlebusty:  Who said money can’t buy happiness? If you are

littlebusty: Who said money can’t buy happiness? If you are

thingsiliketodoandwatch:  dirtyfuckpig:  Oh yeah, of course I’ll

thingsiliketodoandwatch: dirtyfuckpig: Oh yeah, of course I’ll

kristensource:  To me ‘they lived happily ever after’ means

kristensource: To me ‘they lived happily ever after’ means

femritters:   these hands of mine have been dirty for a long

femritters: these hands of mine have been dirty for a long

seriouslyhornyhousewife:  Accheemmmm…….    “Like I own

seriouslyhornyhousewife: Accheemmmm……. “Like I own

peetamellarkes-deactivated20141:  Now, I’m only picking up

peetamellarkes-deactivated20141: Now, I’m only picking up

oycapaldi:  Get to know me meme | [7/10] Current celebrity crushes: Mark

oycapaldi: Get to know me meme | [7/10] Current celebrity crushes: Mark

Bringing the key to your cage, handing it to me on a first date

Bringing the key to your cage, handing it to me on a first date

ninapinkova: Hey there! I hope you like my favorite bathroom

ninapinkova: Hey there! I hope you like my favorite bathroom

natsfanartnfandoms replied to your post: Are you gay? Gosh, you’re

natsfanartnfandoms replied to your post: Are you gay? Gosh, you’re