“Do you think I’ll impress your boss tonight, baby?”

“Do you think I’ll impress your boss tonight, baby?”

It was horrible to admit, but I didn’t actually have a

It was horrible to admit, but I didn’t actually have a

“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything

“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything

This is a photo of the lovely Becky.  She was another girl I

This is a photo of the lovely Becky.  She was another girl I

She found your wife very attractive. She knew every woman at

She found your wife very attractive. She knew every woman at

saythankyoumaster:  Sunday math team meeting was canceled today

saythankyoumaster: Sunday math team meeting was canceled today

You just knew it was going to be a great night when you saw this

You just knew it was going to be a great night when you saw this

Congo River Rapids she knew it would be wet.  But not that wet.

Congo River Rapids she knew it would be wet. But not that wet.

It is, isn’t it?Just so all of you know, I won’t be posting

It is, isn’t it?Just so all of you know, I won’t be posting

freshouttathegape:  tasteofsex:I just knew it!   ❤️ 😈

freshouttathegape: tasteofsex:I just knew it!  ❤️ 😈

askearthairandmagic:alskylark:Finally finished askearthairandmagic

askearthairandmagic:alskylark:Finally finished askearthairandmagic

May 2001  My first trip into New York was the only one I needed

May 2001 My first trip into New York was the only one I needed

The name Margaret is derived from a Greek word meaning “Pearl”St.

The name Margaret is derived from a Greek word meaning “Pearl”St.

knew-it-all-too-well:Calvins are just like, lesbian lingerie,

knew-it-all-too-well:Calvins are just like, lesbian lingerie,

hunterinabrowncoat:  In aid of Asexual Awareness Week, I’ve

hunterinabrowncoat: In aid of Asexual Awareness Week, I’ve

hapsnsfw:  After her career started to faulter, Katy Perry was

hapsnsfw: After her career started to faulter, Katy Perry was

dickaydance:dickaydance:infinity-on-urie:daydrexmaway:I hate

dickaydance:dickaydance:infinity-on-urie:daydrexmaway:I hate

yesimstacysmom:  giraffepoliceforce:  If people are really going

yesimstacysmom: giraffepoliceforce: If people are really going

the-cringe-channel:  manfredvonfuckyourself:  oreopuddin:  manfredvonfuckyourself:

the-cringe-channel: manfredvonfuckyourself: oreopuddin: manfredvonfuckyourself:

just-a-skinny-boy:  The sun isn’t bright just because I say it

just-a-skinny-boy: The sun isn’t bright just because I say it

kidsarecruel:  whateveryourfantasyis:  princejames3000:  girlfights:

kidsarecruel: whateveryourfantasyis: princejames3000: girlfights:

glumshoe:My dad and I have not played chess since I was in third

glumshoe:My dad and I have not played chess since I was in third

just–space:  The Antikythera Mechanism    : No one knew

just–space: The Antikythera Mechanism : No one knew

rintasticcat:   drawableheadspace:  Wait a moment… Yellow Diamond

rintasticcat: drawableheadspace: Wait a moment… Yellow Diamond

skhole2use:The dumb fag had no idea what or who was breeding

skhole2use:The dumb fag had no idea what or who was breeding

just-my-wife-and-nothing-else:  Congo River Rapids she knew it

just-my-wife-and-nothing-else: Congo River Rapids she knew it

galacticstarslove17:I Just Finally Made This Meme Of Hank Aka

galacticstarslove17:I Just Finally Made This Meme Of Hank Aka

londonboy45:I just knew it!  Santa and Clark Kent are one in

londonboy45:I just knew it!  Santa and Clark Kent are one in

just-know-i-mean-it:  If I knew it was going to be the last time

just-know-i-mean-it: If I knew it was going to be the last time

garbogingerlover:  summerdiary:  afieldguy:  About two years

garbogingerlover: summerdiary: afieldguy: About two years

just-shower-thoughts:  At some point in your childhood, you and

just-shower-thoughts: At some point in your childhood, you and

just-shower-thoughts:  Snape was so obsessed with getting the

just-shower-thoughts: Snape was so obsessed with getting the

getbiggerlady:    “Do you think I’ll impress your boss tonight,

getbiggerlady: “Do you think I’ll impress your boss tonight,

*slams fist on table* im so happy so yeah the person who made

*slams fist on table* im so happy so yeah the person who made

sharing-husband:  If that old bald guy just knew it… Lol…

sharing-husband: If that old bald guy just knew it… Lol…

fairymascot said: hospital gay. i dont see whats there to explain

fairymascot said: hospital gay. i dont see whats there to explain