When you asked your wife, “honey, why do you wear stockings

When you asked your wife, “honey, why do you wear stockings

But honey, why should I wear anything else? Hasn’t your

But honey, why should I wear anything else? Hasn’t your

When your wife suggested, “honey, why don’t you ask

When your wife suggested, “honey, why don’t you ask

The very day of your wedding she told you, “Honey, why

The very day of your wedding she told you, “Honey, why

But honey, why should I dress less slutty? It’s a sex party,

But honey, why should I dress less slutty? It’s a sex party,

Your second wife not only cuckolded you with your black boss.

Your second wife not only cuckolded you with your black boss.

Her lover stayed over on Xmas Eve night. Your wife whispered

Her lover stayed over on Xmas Eve night. Your wife whispered

When your wife asked, “honey, why don’t you vacation

When your wife asked, “honey, why don’t you vacation

But, honey, why are yo so afraid of doing it? You’ve already

But, honey, why are yo so afraid of doing it? You’ve already

straponsluts:  I have an idea, honey. Why don’t you help me

straponsluts: I have an idea, honey. Why don’t you help me

daddysnaughtythings:  Honey, why is your private place all wet?

daddysnaughtythings: Honey, why is your private place all wet?

eloquentlyerotic:  Honey, why do you find my knee socks so sexy?

eloquentlyerotic: Honey, why do you find my knee socks so sexy?

gobananafanna:  Him: Honey, why get all dressed up just to order

gobananafanna: Him: Honey, why get all dressed up just to order

shesnotcheating:  Kim gave it to me for the game today, Jake.

shesnotcheating: Kim gave it to me for the game today, Jake.

Anjelah Johnson- Nail Salon Uncut - ChickComedy (via ComedyTimeDir)

Anjelah Johnson- Nail Salon Uncut - ChickComedy (via ComedyTimeDir)

haversackers:  “He’s hard again, Honey…  Why don’t

haversackers: “He’s hard again, Honey…  Why don’t

superwomaniac:  “You see honey, why they call us Absolute

superwomaniac: “You see honey, why they call us Absolute

hessomuchbigger:  “Honey, why don’t you just go in the living

hessomuchbigger: “Honey, why don’t you just go in the living

southerncrotch:  “Honey, why don’t you show Kyle what

southerncrotch: “Honey, why don’t you show Kyle what

loverofincest:  Did you spill your glass over me on purpose?

loverofincest: Did you spill your glass over me on purpose?

fuck-you-coach:  ::honey why is your father taking forever to

fuck-you-coach: ::honey why is your father taking forever to

straponsluts:   “Surprise, Honey! Why don’t you get on

straponsluts: “Surprise, Honey! Why don’t you get on

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listencnb: {x}

dawonaf:  Moonbin and Jinjin trying to figure out what Moonbin’s

dawonaf: Moonbin and Jinjin trying to figure out what Moonbin’s

bestblackgirls:  Hot!!  Honey why are your girls looking at me

bestblackgirls: Hot!! Honey why are your girls looking at me

I don't know why

I don't know why

lurkerdb:  Honey?!?  Why are you all mad?  Last week you said

lurkerdb: Honey?!?  Why are you all mad?  Last week you said

wehotcp:  I’m ready honey… why don’t you get down on your

wehotcp: I’m ready honey… why don’t you get down on your

knownformystache:daddyspalace:submissivefeminist:Condoms are

knownformystache:daddyspalace:submissivefeminist:Condoms are

nuttworthy: blackoldrough:   ‘Honey, why do you keep changing

nuttworthy: blackoldrough: ‘Honey, why do you keep changing

gigigorgeousgifs:  radicalblossoming:  gigigorgeousgifs:  Round

gigigorgeousgifs: radicalblossoming: gigigorgeousgifs: Round

kelly-mom-wife:  girthyencounters:  “I need to feel FULL! THICK

kelly-mom-wife: girthyencounters: “I need to feel FULL! THICK

fuku-shuu:  elvendashears:  Crossover Family  Levi x Mikasa

fuku-shuu: elvendashears: Crossover Family  Levi x Mikasa

“Honey, why would I walk all the way back in, when I have

“Honey, why would I walk all the way back in, when I have

hardlysatisfied:  Honey, why is that hunky black guy staring

hardlysatisfied: Honey, why is that hunky black guy staring

loverofincest:  Did you spill your glass over me on purpose?

loverofincest: Did you spill your glass over me on purpose?